Being a Bachelor (Ep 13)
Put a price on yourself and get over these habits
Alright, you’ve probably given this a loose thought at one point, but you’ve camped under, I’m just being free, I own my space and I can do whatever. But common, it’s time you put a price on yourself and maybe stop the following.
1. Eating Noodles inside that small pot or frying pan.
Familiar? Don’t believe that thing your stomach says about Noodles in the pot being sweeter, the slightly burnt part is not a reward for not cooking rice or something more filling.
C’mon, that small pot is tired of the repeated iron spoon scrapping and the regular washing it goes through. That aside, serve yourself in a proper plate, the noodles won’t reduce and it won’t get cold. Put a spec on yourself please, stop craving noodles in a pot.
2. Leaving those plates beside your bed while you gracefully sleep off.
I know a long and stressful day will make you sleep off immediately you finish that plate of whatever you might have eaten, but when it becomes a norm that you leave the plates and get over something else and then sleep off, then you might have to check it. Clear your dishes. You don’t want a procession of rats over you deciding where to eat when you’re far asleep.
3. Clothe at different camp in one room.
Except you are going through midlife crises, c’mon organizing your life starts from packing your clothes properly and not leaving all your shoes beside the door. If this will be a turn off for a lady then it isn’t too much for you to make adjustments.
While scattering your wardrobe for what to wear, return that shirt to the hanger immediately. God will catch you, the day you planned to wear it, it’s probably laying squeezed somewhere without power. Been in this situation? Now, let’s get over it.
4. Restore your bathroom and toilet to the original colour.
I know you own that room alone and nobody tells you what to do. I also know you are tired of seeing those dirt maps that has formed on the floor, it’s almost like the tile isn’t white or brown again. Abeg Abeg, it’s enough.
If it had gotten to the extent where you’ll gladly use the restroom at the bank when you can wait till you get home then something is wrong, true and true, something is wrong.
5. That Bedspread is tired.
That bedspread is tired o, hanhan…After how many weeks? It’s not like you don’t have another one, but changing it is like weight lifting. But you did this thing for your parent without complaining na, please put a spec on yourself, wish yourself a goodnight sleep and change that Bedspread. GO WASH IT!!! One more thing, don’t soak it for another week.
Let’s not even talk about your towel that now smells so bad and feels like torture every morning you have to wipe your face after washing your face.
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Put a price on yourself small, stand in the middle of your room this weekend and pride in how organized your room is, you know that feeling of having a neatly arranged room, yes you know now, why the heck aren’t you giving yourself that?
Wait wait, did we talk about the plates in the sink and waste bin looking like a castle built with pure water nylon? Hell no… Check it, rats and the roaches are coming to revolt against you. Enjoy the festival.
Ermm… I know you might want to disagree, shebi it’s my house? Type it in the comment. Or a habit dropped in your mind while reading, type it in the comment section.
Aseyori.
